The Cleveland Browns won a football game yesterday.
It’s also possible that Franklin Roosevelt was re-elected president, My female family members donated their nylons to the war effort, and prohibition was finally overturned.
Was I magically teleported to the pre-1950 United States? I don’t think so, because I was able to watch the Browns game yesterday in color on this fancy doohickey called a computer thanks to something all the kids are calling the internet. The other more obvious proof that I was still in the year 2011 was Seattle’s uniforms. Seriously, they’re still rolling out onto the field each week with those greenish/blue monstrosities? Regardless, what I watched bore no resemblance to football in the year 2011 and probably set professional football back 60 years… at least. Knute Rockne, inventor and first implementor of a forward passing offense, is rolling over in his grave as we speak. Continue reading